SO THERE I WAS
Five years in and so far I've helped explain every bit of tech innovation from A.I. to System Z, and launched a pop song made by Watson. I've started focus groups for struggling holiday characters, and gave Americans a new place to go on holiday. I've hyped some broadcast shows; taught men how to groom their 'Turkish man-rugs', invented a bunch of Italian cocktails; and turned tennis data into tiny stories about New York. I also managed to help people overcome prejudice. Of diet soda. It's a start.